{"product_id":"motivational-badass-funny-pens-set5pcs","title":"Black Pens, Funny Pens Set of 5 with Swear Words, Funny Coworker Gift, Gag Gifts, White Elephant Gift, Secret Santa Gift","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBlack Pens, Funny Pens Set of 5 with Swear Words, Funny Coworker Gift\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmooth writing, bold words:\u003c\/strong\u003e each pen delivers smooth black ink for all your note-taking needs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHumor at work, school or home:\u003c\/strong\u003e a swear word pen set adds a touch of humor to your writing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGag gifts with a use:\u003c\/strong\u003e hilarious pens that show you don't take life too seriously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhite elephant gift, sorted:\u003c\/strong\u003e five black ink pens arrive together in one set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Secret Santa gift for friends:\u003c\/strong\u003e surprise friends or coworkers with pens that make them laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you are at work, at school or at home, these pens add a touch of humor to your writing, with bold, unapologetic words on every pen. Hand a couple to friends or coworkers and you have shown you don't take life too seriously. And because each pen delivers a smooth black ink writing experience, they are perfect for all your note-taking needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/7645\/6222\/files\/imageName1692859825279.jpg?v=1793006969\" alt=\"Black Pens, Gag Gifts – image 4\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"399\" height=\"399\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis pen set holds 5 black ink pens in plastic and metal, each with a snap closure and black ink, and it comes in two phrase styles. 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style=\"display:flex;justify-content:center;align-items:center;width:100%\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;width:22px;height:22px;border-radius:50%;border:2px solid #2e9e4f;color:#2e9e4f;font-size:13px;line-height:22px;font-weight:700;text-align:center\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:24%;padding:10px 4px;text-align:center !important;vertical-align:middle;border-top:1px solid #ececec;color:#7a7a7a;font-size:12px;line-height:1.25\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;justify-content:center;align-items:center;width:100%;text-align:center\"\u003e1 pen\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px 16px;border-top:1px solid #ececec;vertical-align:middle;text-align:left !important\"\u003eSwear word phrases on the pens\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:14%;padding:10px 4px;text-align:center !important;vertical-align:middle;border-top:1px solid #ececec\"\u003e\u003cdiv 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